I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.
Aries - Bossy ass bitches
Taurus - Boring couch potato
Gemini - Lying gossip
Cancer - Whiny troublemaker
Leo - Self obsessed asshole
Virgo - Hypocritical bitch
Libra - Two faced manipulator
Scorpio - Raging psychopath
Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole
Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber
Aquarius - Unemotional God complex
Pisces - Manipulative drug addict